Do you really have a monkey?
I have three. Between you and me, they’re a great gimmick for the website, but not that useful when it comes to the actually writing.
Could your wife really kick my ass?
Probably. But she’s really very nice. As long as you stay out of the bedding plants.
Will you sign my comic?
Sure. Keep an eye out for the places I’m gonna be and if you can, pop along and I’ll be happy to sign anything you put in front of me. Wait... I’ve just been told by my wife that I should have said I will sign anything you put in front of me EXCEPT blank checks (cheques if you live in England). Additionally, while I'm happy to sign anything, you might want to make sure it's something I actually wrote.
Picard or Kirk?
Despite his double-drop-kick charm, I gotta go with my fellow Yorkshireman. Picard.
Are you English or American?
The previous question should be a clue. If not, check out my Bio.
What are you working on next?
I only really put that info out there once I’m sure the thing is definitely going to happen. Rest assured I do have several projects in various stages, and as soon as I can, I’ll post new info here. Some are very exciting and I look forward to being able to share the news.
Where can I find the latest news about what you’re working on?
Check the blog entries on the Home Page. Though after a while, those get bumped to an archive page.
How can I get to do what you do?
Work hard, stay in school, say no to drugs and be lucky.
